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He Was As Sincere As A Tap Dancer's Smile. -- Morey Amsterdam
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He was as sincere as a tap dancer's smile.
-- Morey Amsterdam
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I just bought a new house. It has no plumbing. It's uncanny. -- Morey Amsterdam
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