HIBBERT THE BUILDER (1823-1860)
St Hibbert made it into Sainthood City by building some of the
most impressive cathedrals of the 19th century. Unfortunately it
was realised later that many had structural defects, and by 1910,
they had all collapsed of their own accord. Hibbert himself died
when his house collapsed on him during a light breeze.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
CELSIUS, ANDERS (1701-44)
Swedish astronomer. At the age of 25 he had a raging argument with
best friend Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit (1686-1736) when he claimed
that Fahrenheit's system of measuring temperature was completely
fucked, and that he could design a better system whilst standing on
his head blindfolded in a bucket of lard....
SPECIAL GUESTS
What used to be known as a support act. When listening to support
acts at concerts, look out for the drunken teenager nearby who has
decided that he doesn't like them, and is demanding almost
incomprehensibly that they "geeeeett offffff!...