INCONTINENCE Now Let's Make It Clear. Incontinence Is Not Something To Be Laughed At.

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INCONTINENCE
Now let's make it clear. Incontinence is not something to be
laughed at. It is a very serious and discomforting condition. It
can't be easy walking around with large amounts of urine wanting to
leap into the outside world at every step. Incontinence can be
fatal, too - yes, people have drowned.
The most serious outbreak of incontinence occurred at the
Fourth Annual International Incontinence Conference, which the
organisers had unfortunately booked into an underground concrete
lined conference centre with below average drainage facilities.
After the stairs collapsed, all the delegates remaining in the
building went to a pissy grave.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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