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Hi. I'm Johnny. I Am Five Years Old. I Couldn't Think Of Anything Dirty To Say, So I Drew This Fucking Flower.
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Hi. I'm Johnny. I am five years old. I couldn't think of anything
dirty to say, so I drew this fucking flower.
-- Toilet graffiti written under a picture of a crudely drawn flower
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