Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
His/Her Turbolift Doesn't Go All The Way To The Bridge.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
His/Her turbolift doesn't go all the way to the bridge.
Related:
The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop") On the good ship Enterprise Every week there's a new surprise Where the Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go berserk.
Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's excitement anywhere it flies Where Tribbles play And Nurse Chapel never gets her way....
Man has his will, but woman has her way!
That she won the game startled me cold. The way she won, the pattern of her thought on the chessboard, charmed me warm again and then some.
-- Richard Bach, Thoughts of Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Foreve...
Man has his will - but woman has her way. HOLMES
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Flush twice - this has to go all the way to the cafeteria! -- Toilet graffiti
The troll steps out from beneath the bridge and blocks your way.
I respectfully suggest you go across the bridge instead of jumping.