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• You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
  -- Stock's Observatio...
• Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• Life consists in this. You no sooner get your head above water when someone flushes and it all starts over again.
• That the birds of worry and care fly above your head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent.
• SMILEY \.^./ lotus position, seen from above
• My message above. Your response here ____________.
• See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll
• See above. Then shred your kid's NES