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• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  THEY'RE ON TV!" -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• But now it's time to say good-bye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle - the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
• Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
  Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
• Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
  Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!...