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• Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
• Honest Officer, had I known my health stood in jeopardy I would never had lit one.
  -- Maxim of the Hells Angel...
• Honest Officer, had I known my health stood in jeprody I would never had lit one.
  Maxim of the Hells Angel...
• But, officer, the stop sign was green when I went through it.
• The Least Successful Police Dogs America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida in 1978.
  He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or offend the criminal classes....
• I can't be late--I just got here.
• I don't know how I got here....
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• When I said we, officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.