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How Can A Kid 10 Years Old Find A Dope Pusher And The FBI Can't? -- Red Skelto
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How can a kid 10 years old find a dope pusher and the FBI can't?
-- Red Skelton
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You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
-- Red Skelto...
A man gets on a train with his little boy, and gives the conductor only one ticket.
How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
Folks, buy Guzzler's gin, a nice smooth drink! With Guzzler's, you don't need a chaser.
Nothing can catch you! -- Red Skelto...
You think New York is bad? You ought to go to Detroit.
You can go ten blocks and never leave the scene of the crime. -- Red Skelto...
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. -- Red Skelto
Don't do blue. -- Red Skelto
They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan?...
It takes about 10 years to get used to how old you are. -- Raymond A. Michel
I read an article in a magazine: women 49 years old having their first child.
Forty-nine! I couldn't think of a better way to spend my golden years....