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  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
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  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  100-one to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to screw them in and leave the old bulb in, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process all over again....
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up....
• How many mystery writers -- does it take to screw in light bulb?
  Two, one to screw it in almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end....
• How many dyslexics (sp?) -- does it take to bulb a like change?
  10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to missread the manual (sp?)....
• How many netters -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?...