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• How many BATF agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Note: BATF is The US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, responsible for setting up that Waco (We Aint Coming Out !...
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many Branch Davidians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they provide their own illumination. Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on....
• If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].
  -- U.S. Representative John Dingell, 1980...
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....
• How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• How many alt.conspiracy readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one to blame the TLC/CFR/Bilderberg group, and Steve Crocker to say that Lyndon LaRouche predicted the bulb would someday burn out whereas the British-dominated establishment was telling us the bulbs would never need to be replaced, Ted Frank to tell everyone they're full of it, and several other people to insist that Ted is a member of the CFR....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, we contract out for things like that....