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  Less and less all the time....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!...
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Of course, as everyone knows, just five years ago all it took was a bunch of kids in a garage in Palo Alto to change a light bulb....
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....