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• How many dadaists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  To get to the other side. Note: The "dadaist" answer, like dadaism itself, goes further than the surrealist one....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many Mormons -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments....
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
• How many Greek gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up....
• How many supply-side economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
• How many flies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two--but how did they get in there?...
• How many ice skaters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman to club the other skater on the knee....