How Many EST Followers -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building....
How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six: two to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Hey man, screwing objectifies the LB...
How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....