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A dry soul is wisest and best. -- Heraclitu
A duel of wits? With you? I never attack anyone who us unarmed!
A duel to the death!" "Dr. Science!" "Okay, until we get tired and grumpy.
-- From the DR. SCIENCE TV show...
A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir. The good news i...
A dull mind, once arriving at an inference that flatters a desire, is rarely able to retain the impression that the notion from which the inference started was purely problematic.
-- George Elio...
A dull summer evening can be eliminated by one little ole hungry mosquito!
A dull thump is heard in the distance.
Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle.
Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love. -- H.L. Mencke

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