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A drink a day keeps the shrink away. -- Edward Abbey
A dropped tool will land where it will do the most damage. -- The Law of Selective Gravitatio
A drowning man will catch at a straw. -- Proverb
A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.
-- Matz' Rule Regarding Medicatio...
A drunkard clasp his teeth and not undo 'em, To suffer wet damnation to run through 'em.
-- Cyril Tourneur (c. 1600) -- The Revenger's Tragedy, Act iii, Sc. 1...
A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle; all neck and belly and no head. -- Austin O'Malley
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. -- Harver's Law
A drunk tried several times to navigate a revolving door, but finally gave up in disgust.
He wandered over to lean against a nearby lamppost....
A dry poplar sprouts at the root. An older man takes a young wife. Everything furthers.
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere.

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