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A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
A ferret is like a computer virus, it gets into everything.
A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
A few bombs/melons short of a full load.
A few books are alright, like wine, but too much can be bad. Books break down brains.
A few can touch the magic string, And noisy Fame is proud to win them
Alas for those that never sing, But die with all their music in them!...
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few days ago, I overheard one very old women say to the other "I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you were dead!
A few feet away lie some platinum bars.
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
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