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A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
A finely polished brass bell is sitting here.
A fire eater must eat fire even if he has to kindle it himself. -- Salvor Hardi
A fit of anger is as fatal to dignity as a dose of arsenic to life. -- Dr. Holland
A five-year-old kid raised his hand at school. The teacher declined to let him leave the room.
Five minutes later she reversed herself. She said, "All right, Sonny, you may go now....
AFJ: // n. Written-only abbreviation for "April Fool's Joke".
Elaborate April Fool's hoaxes are a long-established tradition on USENET and Interne...
A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries. -- Walt Mooney
A flat case as plain as a pack-staff. -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- The Family of Love, Act v, Sc.
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A flattering painter, who made it his care to draw men as they ought to be, not as they are.
-- Oliver Goldsmith...
A flea and a fly in a flu Were imprisoned, so what could they do.
Let us flee said the fly. Let us fly said the flea So they flew through a flaw in the flu....

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