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A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenso
A Frenchman is credited with the invention of the sure cure for that age old malady which has been the enemy of folks for centuries, gray hair.
The cure, while relatively simple, is admittedly somew...
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing when you're really thinking about a mother.
-- Cliff Claven, Chee...
A Freudian slip may be revealing, but a Jungian slip is just a mythstake
Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the...
Africa is mystic; it is wild; it is a sweltering inferno
it is a photographer's paradise, a hunter's Valhalla, an escapist's Utopia....
AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Africa was very interesting. I behaved very oddly there. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.

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