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A gentleman is one who never strikes a woman without provocation. -- H.L. Mencke
A gentleman never crumbles his bread or rolls in his soup.
A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk, and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
A gentleman of our days is one who has money enough to do what every fool would do if he could afford i
hat is, consume without producing. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
A gentleman representing a Slavic country has offered me $
100 million to destroy the American wheat crop. What do you say?...
Agent Provocateur Extraordinaire.
Agents do it undercover.
A German soldier in Paris, 1940. He takes the first girl he sees to a hotel room, has his way with her, and says arrogantly, "In nine months, you'll have a baby.
Call him Adolf." She replies swee...
Ages elapsed ere Homer's lamp appear'd, And ages ere the Mantuan swan was heard
To carry nature lengths unknown before, To give a Milton birth, ask'd ages more....
Age shakes Athena's tower, but spares gray Marathon.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto ii, Stanza 88...

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