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A girl's best friend is her mutter.
A girl who weighed many an oz. Used language I dare not pron oz.
For a fellow unkind Pulled her chair out behind Just to see (so he said) if she'd bounce...
A girl with psychic powers, She said "T-Bone, what's your sign?
I blinked and answered "Neon" - I thought I'd blow her mind. -- Tom "T-Bone" Stanku...
Agitation is that part of our intellectual life where vitality resul
there ideas are born, breed and bring forth. -- Geroge Edward Woodberry...
Agitation is the atmosphere of the brains. -- Wendell Phillip
Agitation is the marshalling of the conscience of a nation to mold its laws. -- Robert Peel
AGITATOR, n. A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors -- to dislodge the worms.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
A glancing blow from the cyclops' fist.
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).
A glistening pearl falls out of the clam and rolls away.
Goodness, this must really be an oyster. (I never was very good at identifying bivalves....

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