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A Jewish gentleman marries into a Gypsy family. As a wedding gift, her father sets him up with a chain of empty stores.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A job is nice but it interferes with my BBS'ing...
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A joint is just tea for two.
A joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kick-shaws, tell William cook.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act v, Sc. 1...
A joke is a very serious thing. -- Sir Winston Churchill
A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
-- Max Mille...
A joke isn't funny unless it offends SOMEONE.
A journalist is a grumbler, a censurer, a giver of advice, a regent of sovereigns, a tutor of nations.
Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets. -- Napoleon Bonaparte...

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