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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye Than twenty of their swords.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
A ladies man, eh?" "The problem is, I gotta fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinky.
-- WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?...
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket.
"You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered....
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, "I want you to bury my cat.
And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off. She took th...
A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball.
A lake on the mountain: The image of Influence. Thus the superior man encourages people to approach him By his readiness to receive them.
Alamak!!!

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