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A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.
A killa, a fool, a little arsed G...
A killer stalks the halls of my high school. Innocent cheerleaders die by knife.
Teachers lock the classroom doors. I must find him, or I'll flunk....
A kind Of excellent dumb discourse. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Tempest -- Act iii, Sc.
3...
A KING does it with his official seal
A king of shreds and patches. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4
A king's castle is his home.
A king that would not feel his crown too heavy for him, must wear it every day
but if he think it too light, he knoweth not of what metal it is made....
A king who was mad at the time, Decreed limerick writing a crime
But late in the night All the poets would write Verses without any rhyme or meter....
A kiss is an operation, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are utterly superfluous.
-- Oliver Herford...
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