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A lawyer and a pope died on the same day, and both went to heaven.
When the pope noticed that the lawyer had a larger mansion, he questioned Saint Peter about the allocation of rewards....
A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
You go to hell for the length of time you were alive...
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A layman knows he has to kick it.; An amateur knows where to kick it.
A professional knows how hard....
Albania's export is furious political thought.
Albatross, get your albatross ....
Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end....
Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert?
Albe...
Albert Einstei
Albert Einstein was a late talker as a child. His parents were understandably worried.
finally at the supper table one evening, He broke his silence to say, The soup is too hot....

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