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Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.
Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney!
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
-- Will Roge...
Alexander: "I don't want to be a warrior!" -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
Alexander: "No, no, no, no. That was too easy. Computer, Level Four.
-- "A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate unknow...
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
Alexander said, "I assure you I had rather excel others in the knowledge of what is excellent, than in the extent of my power and dominion.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Alexande...
Alexander was wont to say, "Were I not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Fortune or Virtue of Alexander the Grea...
Alexander wept when he heard from Anaxarchus that there was an infinite number of world
and his friends asking him if any accident had befallen him, he returns this answe...
Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sob...

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