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Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car!
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain DOS?
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain that?
A lie should be trampled on and extinguished wherever found.
I am for fumigating the atmosphere, when I suspect that falsehood, like pestilence, breathes around me....
A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth. -- Leni
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous. -- Alfred Alde
A life lived in fear is only half lived. -- Spanish proverb
Al, I felt the baby kick! -- Sam Beckett.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
-- George Jean Natha...

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