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A lie is a very poor way to say hello. -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown.
A Lie is still a Lie, even if you believe it.
Alienation can be fun.
Alienation's for the rich.
A lie never lives to be old. -- Sophocles (496-406 BC) -- Acrisius, Frag. 59
ALIEN INVASION IMMINENT It now known that an alien species has been watching this planet for several years now.
They have sent their scouts ahead, who have infiltrated much of the civilised world. Th...
alien: n. a being who travels great distances to molest our cattle and trample our grain.
ALIEN, n. An American sovereign in his probationary state.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ALIEN SAUCER MANUFACTURES RACE OF DESTRUCTIVE SUPER-ROSENS

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