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A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
Al, I just Leaped into a tagline. What does Ziggy say?
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility -- Aristotle
A limerick depends for its clout On rhythm and rhyme throughout.
It grates on the ear Whenever you hear A line that shows the poet knows rhyme, but not what rhythm's about....
A limerick is a primitive art form; it starts with a pair o'dactyls. -- Solomon Sho
A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical....
Alimony and bribes will consume a large share of your wealth.
Alimony: bounty after the mutiny, the high cost of leavi
ALIMONY: Corruption of Middle English "Alle ye money".
Alimony is a splitting headache.

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