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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.
Peggy Joyce...
Alimony is having to say you're sorry once a month.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. -- Arthur Bae
Alimony is paying for something you don't get.
Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. -- H. L. Mencke
Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing: for there is not a more fearful wild-fowl than your lion living.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing. -- Alan J. Perli
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