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All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.
All babies speak Klingonese.
All ballpoint pens are lost before they run out of ink.
All barkers are not side show hawkers.
All beginnings are difficult.
All Bibles are man-made. -- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
All bicycles weigh 50 pounds: A 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain....
All bigots will be reincarnated as gay, homeless people of color!
ALL bikini clad women, proceed to move to California.
All biography is ultimately fiction.
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