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All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy
for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselve...
All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace. (Truman Capote)
All Chocolate things are good, especially women!
All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices.
All committee reports conclude that, "It is not prudent to change the policy [or procedure, or organization, or whatever] at this time.
-- Thomas L. Marti...
All computers crash at the same speed.
All computers run at the same speed... with the power off.
All computers wait at the same speed. -- Crayne's law
All conservatives are such from personal defects.
All contradictions may be found in me...bashful, insole
chaste, lascivious; talkative, taciturn; tough, delicate...

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