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All you need to know is the user interface. -- J. Redford
All your better deeds Shall be in water writ, but this in marble.
-- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Philaster, Act v, Sc. 3...
All your fantasies will come true after your imagination is surgically removed.
All your files have been destroyed (sorry). -- Paul
All your future lies beneath your hat.
All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
-- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3259.2....
All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds.
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
-- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
Almost all Eskimo jokes have the same punch line: 'You know, he fell through the ice and died.
'" -- Larry Marde...

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