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About the worst advice you can give to some people is, "Be yourself." -- Tom Masso
About to exchange her fur wrap for a dressing gow
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?...
About you stretches the beach of Ebosskil. The sand is unnaturally white, reflecting its strange origins in an act of magic.
The sand continues up a hill to the west. There are signs of ruins visible...
Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
.. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
Above all, beware of Zeal!
Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and pay attention to the women.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte...
Above all else -- sky.
Above all Greek, above all Roman fame.
Above any Greek or Roman name.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Upon the Death of Lord Hastings, Line 76...

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