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About the campaign in Detroit to "Stamp out the Beatles," John Lennon said
"We have a campaign to stamp out Detroit!...
About them unfinished sentences and what they should be.
And them subjects and objects which ought. Never no way should they not....
About the only people who don't quarrel over religion are the people who don't have any.
-- Bob Edward...
About the only person I know who was able to get through a weeks work and have it done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
About the only person who has the time to write a book on how to raise a child is a bachelor.
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
-- Kin Hubbard...
About the only thing you should be able to say about a Catholic priest is that his father wasn't one.
About the only way to stay awake during an after-dinner speech is to make it.
Sometimes, even this solution fails!...
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt ax.
It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...

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