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A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
-- Doug Larso...
A child is a person who will try mightily to live up to whatever expectations you have of them, when you tell them what you expect.
A child is highly creative until he starts to school. -- Stanley Czurle
A childless marriage is difficult, since there is a real strain in finding someone to blame for all the failures.
There just are not enough folks to go around....
A child miseducated is a child lost. -- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)
A child of five would understand this. -- Send someone to fetch a child of five. -- Groucho Marx
A child of our grandmother Eve, a female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc. 1...
A child prodigy knows not to bother with it.
A child squeals real loud when picked up by the ears.
A child's spirit is like a child, you can never catch it by running after i
you must stand still, and, for love, it will soon itself come back....

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