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A Christian is the highest style of man.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night iv, Line 788...
A chronic borrower begged an old friend to lend him a hundred dollars.
"I'll pay it back the minute I return from Chicago," he promised....
A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken....
Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch.
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
-- H. L. Mencke...
A church spire nestling among the trees... there's probably a church there too.
-- Richie Benaud, BBC2 TV "Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day....
Acid absorbs 47 times it's weight in excess Reality.

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