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A Chicken McNugget doesn't die any easier than a baby fur seal." -- Ted Nuge
A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startles us. -- Emerso
ACHIEVEMENT, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
Achieve time control.
A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.
-- Thomas Szasz...
A child can go only so far in life without potty training.
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)
A child hasn't a grown-up person's appetite for affection.
A little of it goes a long way with them; and they like a good imitation of it better than the real thing, as every nurse knows....
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
A child is an angel looking like a clown. -- Thomas S. Monso

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