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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains.
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.
-- Elbert Hubbard...
A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.
-- Robert A. Heinlei...
A committee is the safest place to pass the buck. -- Gary B. Wrigh
A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. -- Kennedy's Comment on Committee
A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the seed from which other committees will bloom.
-- Parkinso...
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-- Douglas Adams -- Mostly Harmle...
A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth. -- Richard M. Stallma
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin. -- Jack Pomeroy

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