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Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!
Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose.
It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar territory to you.
It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
I wash everything on the gentle cycle. It's much more humane.
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