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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Just when you think you've finally hit bottom, someone tosses you an anchor.
Keep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual.
The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a "No Exit" sign.
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
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