Quotations - Anonymous

Quotations - Anonymous

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If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.
If I ever needed a brain transplant, I'd choose a teenager's because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $
5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside....
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
If the hours are long enough and the pay is short enough, someone will say it's women's work.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
If the odds are a million to one against something occuring, chances are 50-50 it will.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
If you believe that feeling bad or worrying long enough will change a past or future event, then you are residing on another planet with a different reality system.

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