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If you wait, it will go away. Hellrung's Law
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
Hofstadter's Law...
The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity...
Keyes Rules of Misquotation Axiom 1. Any quotation that can be altered will be.
+ Corollary 1A: Vivid words hook misquotes in the mind....
Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of assembly. Klipstein's Law
Any product cut to length will be too short. Klipstein's Observatio
The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again. Korman's Law
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
de la Lastra's Law...
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
de la Lastra's Corollary...
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail. Levy's Eighth Law

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