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Quotations - Laws

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An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...
An object at rest will be in the wrong place. Gerrold's Second Law of Infernal Dynamic
It ain't necessarily so. Gershwin's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Gold's Law
2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2. Grabel's Law
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. Grossman's Law
When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
Gunter's First Law of Air Travel...
The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee.
Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel...
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Hanlon's Razo
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Hartley's First Law...

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