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She's Fine, Upstanding, And Wonderful Laying Down.
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She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.
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She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.
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Reader Mail - Or - Maybe It's That Same Old Postcard We Didn't Throw Away!
How can you? After you promised! You said you would not say anything more about our nice Vice President!...
I was in the Fine Arts department's office talking to the secretary.
There was a document laying on her desk, for hiring a lady to model for the art department....
But she sure looks fine after a bottle of wine.
My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
And as she looked around, she saw how Death the consoler, Laying his hand upon many a heart, had healed it forever.
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- Evangeline, Part ii...
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
-- Steven Wrigh...
Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.