Quotations - Old

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The thief Left it behind -- The moon at the window. -- Ryoka
The three most important parts of a stove: lifter, leg, and poker.
The three sexual positions during preganancy. During the first four month
Missionary style During the second four months: Doggie style And during the last month...
The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
-- C. N. Parkinso...
The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
The trouble with money is it costs too much.
The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.

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