Quotations - Old

Quotations - Old

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They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!
They're only trying to make me look paranoid.
They're unfriendly, which is fortunate, really. They'd be difficult to like. -- Avo
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
Think sideways! -- Edward De Bono
Third Law of Hacking: the last blow counts most.
This fortune cookie is property of Fortune Cookies, Inc.
This is the Leprechaun Law: every purse has a price.
This limerick is --SO--FILTHY-- that it would offend you.
So I'll put "di-dah" for the filthy words: Di-dah, di-dah, di-dah di-dah, Di-dah di-dah di-dah, di-dah...

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