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Theft from a single author is plagiarism. Theft from two is comparative study.
Theft from three or more is research....
There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
-- Gloria Steinem...
There are some micro-organisms that exhibit characteristics of both plants and animals.
When exposed to light they undergo photosynthesi...
There are those who claim that magic is like the tide
There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. -- Disraeli
There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away >from the su
here's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone loaded Star Trek 3....
There are three things I always forget. Names, faces -- the third I can't remember.
-- Italo Svevo...
There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself.
(2) Hire someone to do it for you. (3) Forbid your kids to do it....
There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

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