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Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I worship the ground that awaits you.
The future isn't what it used to be.
I wish you were a beer.
I want to live forever or die in the attempt.
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