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It's Got Lots Of Installation. -- Mike Smith, Baseball Pitcher, Describing His New Coa
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It's got lots of installation.
-- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, describing his new coat
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They stript Joseph out of his coat, his coat of many colours.
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A baseball player who makes a spectacular defensive play always leads off the next inning as batter.
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And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat.